*looks at fictional character* nobody loves u more than me
Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)
"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."
- Drax, upon hearing this conversation
”Make the coffee and I might let you live.”
”We don’t have your coffee drink.”
”Make the hot, black breakfast beverage that I am
pretending is coffee and I’ll pretend you’re here by invitation.”